Tears
- Girl: You used to be fun, you used to stand for something. Now look at you.
- Me: What about me?
- Girl: You're overweight, underpaid, and you have lost all of your virility.
- Me: ...
- Girl: Why are you still in this world?
- Me: .....
- Girl: U still there?
- Me: What was the point of this conversation?

